humansofnewyork:

"I’m bringing leaves to my friend!"

productiveslacker:

remember when Rabbit made a decorative and functional wall piece out of Pooh’s ass?

(via mymixeddtape)

misandryad:

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

(via kchapp)

When you’re waiting to hear from someone but get a message from a different person instead

azurechanel:

ranetree:


#OK REAL TALK U DONT EVEN GOTTA BE RELIGIOUS TO APPRECIATE THE PRINCE OF EGYPT


I read this in tune with the song.
azurechanel:

ranetree:


#OK REAL TALK U DONT EVEN GOTTA BE RELIGIOUS TO APPRECIATE THE PRINCE OF EGYPT


I read this in tune with the song.
azurechanel:

ranetree:


#OK REAL TALK U DONT EVEN GOTTA BE RELIGIOUS TO APPRECIATE THE PRINCE OF EGYPT


I read this in tune with the song.
azurechanel:

ranetree:


#OK REAL TALK U DONT EVEN GOTTA BE RELIGIOUS TO APPRECIATE THE PRINCE OF EGYPT


I read this in tune with the song.
azurechanel:

ranetree:


#OK REAL TALK U DONT EVEN GOTTA BE RELIGIOUS TO APPRECIATE THE PRINCE OF EGYPT


I read this in tune with the song.
azurechanel:

ranetree:


#OK REAL TALK U DONT EVEN GOTTA BE RELIGIOUS TO APPRECIATE THE PRINCE OF EGYPT


I read this in tune with the song.
azurechanel:

ranetree:


#OK REAL TALK U DONT EVEN GOTTA BE RELIGIOUS TO APPRECIATE THE PRINCE OF EGYPT


I read this in tune with the song.
azurechanel:

ranetree:


#OK REAL TALK U DONT EVEN GOTTA BE RELIGIOUS TO APPRECIATE THE PRINCE OF EGYPT


I read this in tune with the song.
thisis4mathilda:

lol wish we’d got to see pizza guy’s story

thisis4mathilda:

lol wish we’d got to see pizza guy’s story

(via lowercasteromance)


Favorite Movies: The Graduate (1967; Mike Nichols). 

Favorite Movies: The Graduate (1967; Mike Nichols). 

Favorite Movies: The Graduate (1967; Mike Nichols). 

Favorite Movies: The Graduate (1967; Mike Nichols). 

Favorite Movies: The Graduate (1967; Mike Nichols). 

Favorite Movies: The Graduate (1967; Mike Nichols). 

Favorite Movies: The Graduate (1967; Mike Nichols). 

Favorite Movies: The Graduate (1967; Mike Nichols).

thatfunnyblog:

I love when the supermarket sweet talks me.

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humansofnewyork:

“My happiest memories are from when I was growing up in South Carolina. I remember sitting in the kitchen, waiting on breakfast and listening to the coffee perkin’. My grandmother had her own garden, and my grandfather had his own grocery store, so we always had fresh vegetables and grits and bacon and eggs. That was a big deal back then in the 50’s— for a black man to own a grocery store. If someone needed credit, my grandfather would just write their name in a book. And if they couldn’t pay, he’d just forget about it. He was shorter than I was, and very quiet. But everybody respected him. He used to walk to the store every morning before dawn, with a 38’ in his hand. Every night he’d walk home with that same gun in his hand. Even the white delivery men called him Mr. Robinson. MISTER Robinson.”

cindehella:

the screen writing on this movie was really something else
cindehella:

the screen writing on this movie was really something else
cindehella:

the screen writing on this movie was really something else

cindehella:

the screen writing on this movie was really something else

(via lowercasteromance)

“I won’t beg someone to love me. I learned long ago that there is no use in hopeless pleas of trying to make someone stay. I am too good to chase someone who does not know my worth and I am too wild to keep waiting for someone who doesn’t acknowledge my value. I want to be loved unconditionally. I shouldn’t have to fight so hard for it. I do not have the time to prove to someone that I am worth it. I shouldn’t have to prove any of that; I am worth more than that.”

Ming D. Liu, A Story A Day #138 

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flyawaymax:

even when im not laying facedown on the floor literally, i am always laying facedown on the floor figuratively. in my heart or whatever.

(via lowercasteromance)